When I found out I was pregnant, I expected and prepared for the ins and outs & the ups and downs…

However, what I didn’t expect was some of the weird phrases I find myself saying to my son on a daily basis! ‘No Max, that’s not a drink, it’s my dry shampoo!’ tends to be the most common utterance, because for some reason he thinks my cans of dry shampoo are bottles of pop… *shrug*.

I asked the mummies in our Facebook community if they’ve experienced the same, and I wasn’t disappointed!

Hannah Louise Williams: Stop eating your own poop