The argument with your wife you will never win

For guys winning is everything, in sports, pub quizzes, and gaming…but basically we turn everything into a competition, you can say you don’t but we do…it’s just something we do and it’s funny and sometimes gets very personal…but there is one argument in my opinion I will never win…the one with my wife and I am adamant I’m right…because 99 out of 100 I am wrong…

You can have an argument about what colour the washing up bowl is or who that person on the TV and to the extreme it did you remember to do anything I asked… because I know you will be wrong regardless…between Megan and I, if google instead involved to prove a point then you have lost…and have to suck up your pride to apologise and say actually no I’m wrong, you’re right…

But there will be that one time you are right, that holy grail of moments your perfectly right and have the evidence, a full blown PowerPoint presentation on the facts that your right and your partner, girlfriend or wife has to say those bitter words “I’m sorry, you’re right” but as blokes we don’t put it in their faces, we don’t walk around like you have done 10 rounds with Tyson, do we? In truth we make a MASSIVE song and dance over it, run around the house t-shirt over head like we have scored a goal for England in the World Cup…but remember you have only won 1% of that war and it quickly goes back to you losing another argument…

Until next time…

The Fairy Father

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