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Team DILF: You're a Parent When...
You’re a parent when…
1- Alarm clocks are a thing of the past. Nothing gets you out of bed quicker than “daddy, I need...
Neil McTeggart
Dad Neil is one of the up and coming bloggers with hilarious content, top notch guides and more jokes then you can shake a rattle at. If you are after solid parent advice he maybe isnt our best resource but if you need a smile, joke and laugh hes our go to guy!
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