– – – New baby – – –

“We shall bathe them every 72 hours using only the finest mineral water, harvested by nuns from the deepest Icelandic lakes. Not a single chemical shall grace their skin or pollute their follicles. No trace of fluoride will contaminate her tiny little soul.”

– – – Nearly 3 year old – – –

“She’s probably due her monthly hose down.”

Written by Neil McTeggart for his Facebook blog, Team DILF!