Is it even a British summer holiday if you don’t spend the majority of it in jumpers and a water-resistant poncho??

Anyway, here are 10 top tips that I’ve taken away from the experience if you too are planning a lovely, relaxing staycation with your children:

1. Immediately adjust your expectations regarding the ‘relaxing’ part.

You will still be getting up at 5am, saying ‘for the last time, PLEASE just put your BLOODY shoes on!!’ and trying not to lose your shit every time they dry-heave at the sight of a vegetable: you’ll just be doing it with a prettier view and fluffier towels in the bathroom. 

2. Indulge in a spot of ‘car journey bingo’ on the way down. You get a full house if:

– Your child says ‘are we nearly there yet?’ before you’ve reached the end of the road.